Will Derringer: You want to warm up together? Do some breathing exercises?
Sam Clarke: I'm already breathing.
Sam Clarke: Puns are for simple people.
Will Derringer: I love puns.
Sam Clarke: My point exactly.
Will Derringer: Dear, God!
Sam Clarke: I think He's had the day off.
Will Derringer: Alright, I get it, you don't like my movies.
Sam Clarke: I've never seen your movies.
Will Derringer: Because Sam Clarke is the man who does not like to be entertained.
Sam Clarke: No, it's 'cause I like actual cinema.
Will Derringer: If life is such a Möbius strip of failure and futility, why would you want to lead an entire nation?
Sam Clarke: I just like sitting in musty old rooms, arguing with boring old men about tax code.
Marty Comer: They say never meet your heroes, but to them I say, you've never met President William Matthew Derringer.
Sam Clarke: Your initials are W.M.D.?
Will Derringer: Yeah. Pretty bitchin', right?
