Claris Coleman: The two most important books in the whole world are the Bible and the unexpurgated dictionary.
Miss Parker: The world steps aside to let any man pass if he knows where he is going.
Clayboy Spencer: Well, you've grown.
Claris Coleman: 34-22-34.
Clayboy Spencer: What's that stand for?
Claris Coleman: What you're gawking at.
Dean Beck: What do you have against preachers?
Clay Spencer: It's what they preach against I'm against.
Dean Beck: I'm afraid I don't understand?
Clay Spencer: They're against everything I'm for. They don't allow drinkin' or smokin', card playin', pool shootin', dancin', cussin' - or huggin', kissin' and lovin'. And mister, I'm for all of them things.
Clayboy Spencer: Who's kidding who? They just don't want me! Can't you see that?
