Mickey Mantle: I like women with small hands, they make my dick look big.
Yogi Berra: Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
Bob Sheppard: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Yankee Stadium.
Mickey: I just ain't getting there. I just can't play no more. I'm wore out, done. I'm out of the race. Thought I took pretty good care of myself too.
Roger: You did Mick. Damn straight you did.
Mickey: Well anyway, he's all yours if you want him. You go get that fat fuck.