Lily Munster: My sweet pussycat... RAWR! I knew from the moment I saw your flat head and that cute little scar that I wanted to spend every moment tightening those neck bolts. All I ask is that we spend the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together.
Grandpa Munster: Hey numbskull.
Herman Munster: What?
Grandpa Munster: I said. Hey, numbskull.
Herman Munster: Excuse me sir could you speak up?
Grandpa Munster: I assume you are the Herman Munster character I've been hearing so much about, lately.
Herman Munster: Yeah I think I'm the only one. When they made me they broke the mold.
Grandpa Munster: With you in it I presume.
Herman Munster: No! I think I was out by that point.
Lily Munster: I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special. I understand if you don't feel the same. I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.
Herman Munster: If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.
Igor: It seems Miss Lily is truly in love.
Grandpa Munster: Oh, come on! You know and I know that we gotta get rid of that bozo Herman Munster.
