Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.
Chris: Dude, what are you drinking, man?
Edgar Frog: Frog juice. Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.
Edgar Frog: I'm Edgar Frog, surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
Edgar Frog: Your sister's a suck monkey.
Edgar Frog: Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO.
