Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. I've got a brain!
Lion: [crying.] Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks.
Tin Man: Well, why don't you count sheep?
Lion: Oh it's no use, I'm afraid of them.
Wicked Witch: Ohhh... You cursed brat! Look what you've DONE! I'm melting! Melting! Oh... What a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!
Wicked Witch: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
Dorothy: Follow the yellow brick road.
Auntie Em: Elmira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!
Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.