Chick Young: You still want your exhibits?
McDougal: Of course I do.
Wilbur Grey: Here comes one of 'em now.
Wilbur Grey: Dracula is Dracula. And Sandra's gonna use my brain to make a bigger dummy out of the other dummy.
Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Young people making the most of life - while it lasts.
Chick Young: Please give me a little ether.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: We don't need it. You won't feel a thing.
Chick Young: Get up on your feet. It's only a dummy.
Wilbur Grey: Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me.
Chick Young: What's the matter?
Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.
Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys.
Wilbur Grey: Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal: A union man only works eight hours a day.
Wilbur Grey: I belong to two unions.
Chick Young: I'm going out to get the other crate. And no back talk.
Wilbur Grey: I've got just two words to say to you.
Chick Young: What is that?
Wilbur Grey: Hurry back.
Joan Raymond: What are you doing tonight?
Chick Young: He's going to a masquerade ball but I'm not doing anything.
Joan Raymond: In that case you'll be awfully lonesome.
Chick Young: Professor, do you understand women?
Prof. Stevens: I don't even try. I'm gonna get me a drink.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: That girl, who is he?
Wilbur Grey: Um, hmm... hmm... uh... sh... she's chick's date. She's going to the masquerade with us.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: But I told you to come alone. I'll have to get rid of her.
Wilbur Grey: I'll have to get rid of somebody.
Chick Young: I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.
Wilbur Grey: But does Dracula know it?
McDougal: My name's McDougal, now where are my shipments?
Wilbur Grey: McDougal? I just got off the phone with you in London, how'd you get here so fast, did you shoot out of a cannon?
Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Nervous, my dear?
Dr. Sandra Mornay: This is risky business.
Wilbur: You can have Sandra but make sure you get plenty of bandages.
Dracula: What we need is young blood... and brains.
Chick Young: People pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared.
Wilbur Grey: I'm cheatin' him. I'm gettin' scared for nothin'.
Wilbur Grey: I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
Chick Young: Well after what I saw, there'd better not be any 'maybe'.