Chick Young: You still want your exhibits?
McDougal: Of course I do.
Wilbur Grey: Here comes one of 'em now.
Dr. Lejos/Dracula: Young people making the most of life - while it lasts.
Wilbur Grey: Dracula is Dracula. And Sandra's gonna use my brain to make a bigger dummy out of the other dummy.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: That girl, who is he?
Wilbur Grey: Um, hmm... hmm... uh... sh... she's chick's date. She's going to the masquerade with us.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: But I told you to come alone. I'll have to get rid of her.
Wilbur Grey: I'll have to get rid of somebody.
Joan Raymond: What are you doing tonight?
Chick Young: He's going to a masquerade ball but I'm not doing anything.
Joan Raymond: In that case you'll be awfully lonesome.
Chick Young: What's the matter?
Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.
Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys.
Chick Young: Please give me a little ether.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: We don't need it. You won't feel a thing.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: Don't you know what's going to happen now?
Wilbur Grey: I'll bite.
Dr. Sandra Mornay: Oh, no. I will.
Chick Young: I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.
Wilbur Grey: What's wrong with that?
Chick Young: Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.
Wilbur Grey: Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Chick Young: Why don't you get down to the police station and tell them you know the story of Dracula and Monster they'd be very interested.
Larry Talbot: I can't do that because then I'd have to tell them who I am and how I know what I know.
Wilbur Grey: I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
Chick Young: People pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared.
Wilbur Grey: I'm cheatin' him. I'm gettin' scared for nothin'.
Wilbur: You can have Sandra but make sure you get plenty of bandages.
McDougal: My name's McDougal, now where are my shipments?
Wilbur Grey: McDougal? I just got off the phone with you in London, how'd you get here so fast, did you shoot out of a cannon?
Chick Young: Professor, do you understand women?
Prof. Stevens: I don't even try. I'm gonna get me a drink.
Chick Young: I'm going out to get the other crate. And no back talk.
Wilbur Grey: I've got just two words to say to you.
Chick Young: What is that?
Wilbur Grey: Hurry back.
Chick Young: Get up on your feet. It's only a dummy.
Wilbur Grey: Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me.
Chick Young: I saw what I saw when I saw it.
Larry Talbot: Have you seen Chick Young or Wilbur Grey?
Waiter: Seen 'em? I don't even know them.
Answer: He's a rather simple-minded guy. He was scared and had become so overly-immersed in pretending to be hypnotized that it took time for him to act normally. Also, it's a movie. They're going for comic effect.
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