Sam: 'Bonanza' is not an accurate depiction of the west.
Sam: You notice Little Joe never says "Hey Pa, I'm gonna go into town to get a piece of ass"?
Bill Babowsky: Are you a Lunatic? Are you tellin' me that you didn't see me comin' out of this lot? There's a red light there for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to stop.
