Robin: I want a car! Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
Mr. Freeze: Freeze in hell, Batman!
Poison Ivy: I must confess, the combination of heroic derring-do and anatomically-correct rubber suit puts fire in a girl's lips.
Batman: Why do all the gorgeous ones have to be homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
Alfred: There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.