Avengers: Infinity War
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Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm Dr Strange.
Peter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names? In that case, I am Spider-Man.

Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?

Tony Stark: You’re from Earth?
Peter Quill: No, I’m from Missouri.
Tony Stark: That’s on Earth, dipshit.

Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zagnut.
Drax: My movement is so slow that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: Dammit.

Groot: I am Groot.
Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

Peter Quill: How is this dude still alive?
Drax: He's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a MAN. A handsome, muscular man.
Gamora: It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers...
Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?
Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
Wong: Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Dollars?
Wong: Rupees.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Which is?
Wong: A buck and a half.
Dr. Stephen Strange: What do you want?
Wong: I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.

Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is.
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He has never fought me twice.

Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?
Thor: They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

Tony Stark: Get lost, Squidward.

Tony Stark: I swore off dairy, then Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after me.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark: It's not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.

Mantis: We kick names and take ass.

Nick Fury: Motherf...

Bruce Banner: Who's Scott?
Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.
Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?

Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa: What did you imagine?
Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.

Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

Rocket Raccoon: How much for the gun?
Bucky Barnes: It's not for sale.
Rocket Raccoon: How much for the arm? [Buck walks off.] Oh, I'm gonna get that arm.

Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience.
Loki: I consider experience experience.

Thor: You really are the worst brother.
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian!
Loki: Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another thing...we have a Hulk.

Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it.

Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team, I don't know.

Bus Driver: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?

Steve Rogers: New haircut?
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard.

Dr. Stephen Strange: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

Peter Quill: I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.

Tony Stark: You can't park here, buddy. Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle.

Peter Parker: I need you to create a distraction.
Ned: We're all gonna die!

Eitri: You're about to take the full power of a star. It will kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: That's what...killing you means.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Thanos: Daughter.
Young Gamora: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Young Gamora: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything.

Thanos: When I'm done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be... I hope they remember you.

Gamora: The entire time I knew him, he only ever had one goal. To wipe out half the universe. If he gets all the Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers. Just like that.

Thor: Something is very wrong.

Thanos: In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

T'Challa: Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses! And get this man a shield!

Thanos: With all the six stones I can simply snap my fingers, they will all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Then what?
Thanos: Finally rest. Watch the sun rise on an ungrateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.

Dr. Strange: I went forward in time to see all the possible outcomes.
Tony Stark: Did we win any?

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