Sheriff Freak: I'm Sheriff Gene Freak.
Arnold: They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY goooooooooooooood.
Seth: Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.
Creedence: That... is enough.
Joshua: Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa.
Seth: That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth.
Man: I order you, with the sacred power of the magic stone and it's lord, GO... back... to... hell.
Bells: We need some time for some things to happen.
Diana: Grampa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter.
Seth: The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power.
Drew: Coffee.
Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.
Drew: Eggs.
Drugstore Owner: Bleah.
Drew: Bacon.
Drugstore Owner: Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free.
Drew: Free?
Drugstore Owner: Of course it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also.
Seth: You start a fire, I'll distract them with this.
Holly: But how are we going to make grandpa come?
Joshua: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom.
