The Room (2003)

Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
Denny: I'm okay.
Johnny: Are you okay?
Denny: I'm okay.
Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.

Johnny: Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking.

Claudette: All that shopping wore me out.

Johnny: Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting.

Lisa: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.

Mike: I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.

Steven: When is the baby due?
Lisa: There is no baby.
Steven: What? What are you talking about?
Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.

Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

Johnny: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking.

Johnny: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.

Johnny: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.

Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

Mark: Who are you calling a kid?

Johnny: Lisa, talk to me, please.

Johnny: Oh, hi, Claudette.
Claudette: Oh.
Johnny: Bye.

Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

Johnny: Anything for my princess.

Johnny: Denny, don't you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys.

Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

Lisa: It can't wait 'til later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.
Mark: Okay. All right, what do you want to talk about?
Lisa: She's a stupid bitch.