The Room (2003)

Mike: Did you, uh, know... that chocolate... is the symbol of love?
Michelle: Mmm... feed me.

Johnny: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live,.

Johnny: Anything for my princess.

Johnny: Oh, hi, Claudette.
Claudette: Oh.
Johnny: Bye.

Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.

Party Member #4: Lisa looks hot tonight.

Denny: Can I kiss you?
Lisa: You are such a little brat.
Denny: I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard.
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.

Claudette: All that shopping wore me out.

Mike: I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.

Johnny: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking.

Mark: Who are you calling a kid?

Johnny: Lisa, talk to me, please.

Lisa: It can't wait 'til later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.
Mark: Okay. All right, what do you want to talk about?
Lisa: She's a stupid bitch.

Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.

Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling.

Johnny: What do you want from me, huh? HUH?

Johnny: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
Denny: I'm okay.
Johnny: Are you okay?
Denny: I'm okay.
Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.

Johnny: Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting.