Romeo Must Die (2000)

Kai: I was afraid prison would make you soft.
Han Sing: People don't get soft in prison.

Colin O'Day: Maybe when I cross the street, you should hold my damn hand.
Isaac O'Day: Hey, who the hell you talking to? I will knock the black off you, boy!

Maurice: But, look on the bright side. Some you win, and dim-sum, you lose.

Mac: So, what's good here?
Trish: Try the parking lot.

Trish: So Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
Han Sing: What's that?
Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
Han Sing: Of course. State law.

Mac: Look, if I wanted Eddie Murphy, I would have gone to the movies.

Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.
Trish: Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl is kicking your ass, you do not have to be a gentleman.

Han Sing: Dim Sum good. You call again. Dim Sum all time. Thanks.

Han Sing: Where is she?
Maurice: You didn't really think you was gonna get them panties, now did you?
Han Sing: What?
Maurice: Trish. You didn't really think she was gonna give it up to you, now did you?

Silk: Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Han Sing: For you, killing your son was like running a over a dog in the street. Just something in your way.

Han Sing: What's your name?
Trish: You think I want you calling me?
Han Sing: I don't have a phone.
Trish: Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like shit.

Trish: By the way, you drive like shit.

Maurice: You ain't the only one that knows some shit.

Han Sing: Great country. Free cars.

Trish: Can you break one of those boards with your head?
Han Sing: Sure.
Trish: I'd have to see that.

Han Sing: Sorry Moron.
Maurice: Name's Maurice, bitch.