Cooper: Come on, haven't you had enough?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: A Nerd's work is never done.
Cooper: Well, that's just a stupid line.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I only said it for the trailer.
Cooper: Are you crazy? Do you even know where Area 51 even is?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Between Area 50 and 52?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You ever see me play Top Gun? Not a pretty sight.
Cooper: Holy shitsky! She's got them big ass titties! I'd like to bang that booty like... Ugh! Ugh.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey! Stop that! Stop! Always remember the golden rule... "nerds before birds" right?
General Dark Onward: Where did all these fucking boxes come from?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Cooper. If you want to be a nerd like me, you gotta make some unique sacrifices. No physical fitness, no social popularity and most important, no girls.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh for the love of Pong, one hoax at a time.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I have to save the fans.
