Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
Molly: I don't know Tiffany but she sounds like a stupid bitch.
Joel: Give me another one, make it a double.
Bartender: You look like you had a bad day.
Joel: Heh, tell me about it.
Bartender: Well, you came in here looking like crap and you haven't said very much.
Joel: You can say that again.
Bartender: Well, you came in here looking like crap and you haven't said very much.
Kyle: You can have the pussy, just save me the hole.
