Jay Cartwright: Why's there always some cunt with a guitar?
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Simon: Well you'd all do the same for me.
Neil: No we wouldn't, your bird's a fucking nightmare.
Will McKenzie: Chasing a girl around Australia isn't romantic, it's extreme stalking.
Neil Sutherland: If I were seeing things I'd be seeing something cool, like Optimus Prime banging Katy Perry.
Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?
Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.
Neil Sutherland: I got this amazing new app called Grindr, and immediately found loads of new friends.
