Jimmy Hoffa: You always charge a guy with a gun! With a knife, you run away.
Social Worker: What's so funny?
Arthur Fleck: I was just thinking... just thinking of a joke.
Social Worker: Do you wanna tell it to me?
Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.
John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman.
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic.
John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper.
Lionel Essrog: Tits on a Tuesday.
Simon Legrew: Your mother's womb must be twitching in regret at bringing you into the world.
Queen: I want a guy to show me myself. I want him to love me so deeply that I'm not afraid to show how ugly I can be. I want him to show me scars I never knew I had. But I don't want him to make them go away, I want him to hold my hand while I nurse them myself. And I want him to cherish the bruises they leave behind.
Sensei: If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear. Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with no survivors, it is still a boat.
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Audrey Spitz: Okay. What's that?
Charles Cavendish: That is the Quince dagger. Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo. Or so the legend says.
Audrey Spitz: God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. Or so the legend says.
Santiago 'Pope' Garcia: You've been shot 5 times for your country and you can't even afford to send your kids to college.
Betty McLeish: And that umbrella looks as though it's seen better days.
Roy Courtnay: That's seen me through the war.
Betty McLeish: Yes, on the losing side by the looks of it.
Rex: Smile Boys... We Just Took Out The Middle Man.
Augustino 'Finn' Adair: Please, welcome... Michael Bolt-TEN.
Slide Olsen: Only three kinds of people wear sunglasses inside: Blind people, assholes, and blind assholes.
Howard Ratner: That's a million-dollar opal you're holding. Straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe. I mean this is old-school, Middle-earth shit.
Young Ned Kelly: I don't want your fucking pancakes.
Brian McCaffrey: I'm not letting another McCaffrey die.
Sean McCaffrey: Listen to me. You'll watch two if you don't get out now.