James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
David Lipsky: He wants more than he has. I want precisely what he already has.
Cheung Wing-sing: Why'd God make women pretty but dumb?
Cheung Wing-sing: They're pretty, so men will like them.
Cheung Wing-sing: They're dumb, so they will like men.
Joy: Don't ever think that the world owes you anything, because it doesn't. The world doesn't owe you a thing.
Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Take your clothes off.
Molly Dunnage: A murderer... and a lesbian.
Rufus: Sorry, you can't park here.
Miss Shepherd: No, I've had guidance. This is where it should go.
Rufus: Guidance? Who from?
Miss Shepherd: The Virgin Mary. I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office.
Dr. Hexler: Tell me about Lili... Where did she come from?
Einar Wegener: Inside of me.
Diwan: When your family members turn into your biggest foe, no security can save you.
Michael Stone: Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.
Harry Hawkes: Honesty is the greatest fidelity.
Paul De Smedt: Yeah, well, the world is not ready for your honesty.
Gertrude Bell: Paradise has no time, age or sanctuary. Awaits us.
Kay Adams: Don't ask me why the order matters, but it does. Okay?