Rome: I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight? Have a seat. Mike?
Mike: Come on, let's not do this.
Kate Mercer: You used to love your birdwatching.
Geoff Mercer: I did, yes.
Kate Mercer: It's funny how you forget the things in life that make you happy.
Lucille Ball: This is Lucille Ball. All of us agree that the Constitution of the United States must be defended. But the way to do this is not by shutting up the man you disagree with. You must fight for his right to speak and be heard. All civil liberties go hand in hand. And when one goes, the others are weakened. Just as a collapse of one pillar in a house would endanger the whole structure.
Michael Stone: Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself.
King: This never happened. You were in the Ritz all night.
Jim White: So, do you guys get paid by the hour?
David Diaz: No, the field.
Harry Hawkes: Honesty is the greatest fidelity.
Paul De Smedt: Yeah, well, the world is not ready for your honesty.
Billy Hope: When I was twelve years old there was this little girl, she was skinny, she had ratty hair, she had been through it. She stuck with me when I was incarcerated a couple of times, and I knew she was there. I wouldn't be here without my wife Maureen.
Libby Day: The truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it.
Michael Finkel: It's not easy to relate to someone accused of four murders, but everybody understands a child needing a toy.
Inquiring Woman: And how did you meet the groom?
Ricki: Ah, cesarean section.
Baron Bomine: Can you make another?
Victor Von Frankenstein: I can and a whole lot more.
Baron Bomine: I dream of an un-killable army a thousand strong.
Joy: Don't ever think that the world owes you anything, because it doesn't. The world doesn't owe you a thing.
Lila: Maybe we could help each other.