Surveillance Guy: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
O2: Where's your bathroom? I gotta shit.
James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?
Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Danny Archer: So you're a fisherman, ha? What do you catch mostly?
Solomon Vandy: Fish.
Lucky Larry: What the hell did you go and do to all these people?
Dalton Russell: Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.
Eisenheim: My intention has only been to entertain, nothing more.
Arch Cummings: How did the Irish poet say it, hmm?"E'er friend for today, is tomorrow's heartbreak."
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Nikki: Some men change. Well, they don't change - they reveal. They reveal themselves over time, you know?
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Sheriff Hoyt: Which one of you assholes burned his draft card?
Himuro Kei: The sun during midday will light up the dark night. Night dreams of day. Light dreams of darkness. But the ignorant sun will chase away the darkness... and burn the shadows, eventually burning itself! The shade of the tree with the flowers that bloom at night is where the residents of darkness rest. The people of daytime are not allowed.