
Walter Abrams: I will match my dysfunctional childhood and Tony's against yours, any day of the week.
Walter Abrams: My father, five foot, arms like this... he had a cock like a Hebrew National.
Walter Abrams: I even looked at him the wrong way... he smacked across the room like Jake LaMotta.
Walter Abrams: By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.

Regina: I hate to be the bitch but are we gonna play or what?
Tom: Aw Regina, you love to be the bitch.

Jeff Talley: Captain Wubba's going to save Planet Xenon.

Kadaj: So what if I'm a puppet? Once upon a time... you were too.

Kham: Where the hell is my elephant?

Neha: What happened here?
Shashank Dheer: Point 38 bullet and a man.

Nick Castle: Holy shit.

Georges Laurent: Isn't it lonely, if you can't go out?
Georges' Mom: Why? Are you less lonely because you can sit in the garden? Do you feel less lonely in the metro than at home? Well then! Anyway, I have my family friend... with remote control. Whenever they annoy me, I just shut them up.