Sara: Is it because you just don't understand the vagina? I'd be happy to draw you a chart.
Chairman: Please, Sayuri, do not be afraid to look at me.
Max: What's on my head, what's on my head, what's on my head?
Phoebe North: Jimmy, we found Rainbow.
Carl Denham: There are thousands of actresses out of work in this city. Somewhere out there is a woman born to play this role... A woman who will journey into the heart of the unknown... Toward a fateful meeting that changes everything.
Rose Feller: Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein: No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.
Claire Colburn: Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we'll see ya'll next year.
Annette Prestolani: Oh, my God. Gina Prestolani, who's sauce have you been tasting?
Vinnie: I thought a great place to meet girls would be night school, you know, where they teach English as a second language. You know, because these girls would be from foreign lands and, you know, maybe still a little disoriented from the journey and I would look attractive because... I speak English very goodly. But in the end it did not work out as I had hoped, I mean, basically I was told to take a hike in fourteen languages.
Holly Hamilton: I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in.
Graham Martin: Oliver, this is your life. You can't wait for it to just to get you up on your feet.
Tea Cake: Oh, Janie, you're the kind o' woman that'll make a man forget to grow old.