Sidney Prescott: You sicks fucks have seen too many movies!
Billy Loomis: Sid, don't blame the movies. The movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.
Samantha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Hennessey: I hope not, coz I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt.
Sheriff Sam Deeds: Well, I'm working on a few things. I'm going over to the other side.
Ray: Republicans?
Sheriff Sam Deeds: No, Mexico.
Det. Stone: Any time you need me, give me a call. It's Stone, as in Sharon.
Lindy Krane: I wanna be a lawyer, just like mommy.
Dr. David Krane: I thought you wanted to be a doctor, like me.
Lindy Krane: No, lawyers make more money.
Nicole: Still, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not hang over fried chicken.
Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.
Tony Gartner, Washington Post: Sweet Jesus, there's always a tape.