Lieutenant Max Hoover: See, that's federal property. This isn't. This is L.A. This is my town. Out here you're a trespasser. Out here I can pick you up, burn your house, fuck your wife, and kill your dog. And the only thing that'll protect you is if I can't find you. And I already found you.
Joe: So listen to this. I'm coming out of the bathroom, right, and these two Orientals, they're arguin', they're hollerin', they're screaming at one another. And all in Japanese. So I told 'em, I said "Ay! You're in America now, speak Spanish."
Robert Merivel: Fear is our greatest enemy, and hope is our greatest weapon against the disease.
Rumbo: Hey. Hey! What's going on?
Young Fluke: I guess I was dreaming.
Rumbo: You were what?
Young Fluke: Uh, dreaming. I was seeing pictures inside my head.
Rumbo: Pictures ain't got no business being inside your head. Next time you just growl and chase 'em away.
Young Fluke: Rumbo, have you always been a dog?
Rumbo: What you talkin' about? What else could I have been?
Young Fluke: I don't know. A human.
Rumbo: A two-legger? Me?
Easy Rawlins: A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. The only question is are you on top of that trouble or not?
Det. Rocco Klein: Errol. I thought you were dead.
Errol Barnes: I was. I came back.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: We saw the way that man treated you. Taking charge of your mom.
Hanky Royce: He's her new boyfriend.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: Boyfriend?
Hanky Royce: My folks are divorced.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, how come you don't live with your dad?
Hanky Royce: Grandpa gave him his choice: Money or me. He took the money.
Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, a single parent's better than none. My mom's long gone up to heaven. And look at this poor piglet, he's lost his whole family.
George: Billy, Billy, Billy they're... they're calling for backup.
Billy: Wait, wait wait. What the fuck did you just call me? Did you just use my fucking name?
George: When?
Billy: Am I gonna go crazy here or he just fucking used my name?
Cafe Manager: He just fucking used you're name.
Billy: You just used my fuckin' name! You idiot! You fuckin' mo... Wait, wait did I call you an idiot? I'm sorry... george! I'm sorry.
Callie: For the love of God.
Darkly Noon: Precisely.
Krank: Quiet! You vegetable.
Stuart Smalley: Because what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Richard III: A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse.
Niko: The first thing God created was the journey, then came doubt, and nostalgia.
Shizuku: I'm no man's burden! I want to be of use.
Suzanne Stone Maretto: You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV. On TV is where we learn about who we really are. Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching? And if people are watching, it makes you a better person.
Auggie Wren: If it happens it happens. If it doesn't it doesn't. You understand what I'm sayin'? You never know what's gonna happen next. And the moment you think you do, that's the moment you don't know a goddamn thing. This is what we call a paradox. Are ya following me?
Jimmy Rose: Yeah, I follow ya Auggie. Um, when you don't know nuthin' it's like paradise. I know what that is. That's after you're dead, and you go up to heaven and you sit with the angels.
Tom Sawyer: Muff's innocent Huck, we gotta help him.
Huck Finn: We ain't gotta do nothing.
Tom Sawyer: You'd let him hang for something he didn't do.
Huck Finn: It ain't no skin off my back.
Paul Armstrong: Why is every fucking thing the real world except teaching?