Best comedy TV quotes of 1994

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The One With The 'Cuffs - S4-E3

Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Because when I go outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

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Owen: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

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Policeman: I've ascertained the time of death as 9.15.
Monkfish: Have you really? What do you want, a biscuit?

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Tick: And that's just it, Doc - my mind has always been my Achilles' heel.

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Ellen: Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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Christopher Morris: Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

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