Old Man: Can I give you two a piece of advice?
Old Man: Floss.
Dr. Lawrence Angelo: All this power isn't meant to be in the hands of one person.
Jobe Smith: You're wrong! You need to be led, just like everyone else, it's a basic need.
Dr. Lawrence Angelo: This technology was meant to expand human communication, but you're not even human any more! What you've become terrifies me. You're a freak.
Jobe Smith: Your naive idiocy makes me very angry.
Margaret Schlegel: Unlike the Greek, England has no true mythology. All we have are witches and fairies.
Peter: And you know, when you think about it, that's exactly what happens to us when we're born. We're dropped down a random chimney and we have to get on with the strangers we find there. Typical Chesterton there to describe a chimney as a kind of uterus.
Paul Matthews: Well, I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened.
Paul Matthews: It took six minutes.
Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.
Rain: I spent five days searching for the perfect word to describe the husband and that's when I came up with "apucious."
Gabe: Apucious. I looked it up in the dictionary but I couldn't find it.
Rain: Yeah, I know. I made it up.
Gabe: Oh, really.
Rain: Yeah. I thought it described him perfectly.
Jack Kelson: Keep my name outta your mouth.
Mahi Mahi: Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.
Jack Singer: Influence? He lives in a shack.
Pathologist: Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.
Jack Eliot: We're not athletes, we're baseball players.
Dr. Robert Campbell: I gave Alka-Seltzer to a kid with a belly ache.
Dr. Rae Crane: You did what?
Dr. Robert Campbell: Alka-Seltzer. Cured him in one belch. It was the 'plop-plop'-'fizz-fizz' that really dazzled them.