The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14
Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!
Edison Carter: Bryce, what are you doing?
Bryce Lynch: Well, I've discovered a new color and I'm working on a magnet that attracts wood.
Edison Carter: What are you doing right now?
Alan B'Stard: If your IQ was any lower, you'd need watering.
Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap.
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.