Best sci-fi movie quotes of 1986

[All ammunition has been confiscated.]
Marine: What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?.

Detective Cameron: Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves.

Kirk: Mr. Spock, have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry program?
Spock: Mr. Scott cannot give me exact figures, Admiral, so... I will make a guess.
Kirk: A guess? You, Spock? That's extraordinary.
Spock: [to Dr. McCoy] I don't think he understands.
McCoy: No, Spock. He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other people's facts.
Spock: Then you're saying... It is a compliment?
McCoy: It is.
Spock: Ah. Then, I will try to make the best guess I can.
McCoy: Please do.

Number 5: Hey, laser lips! Your momma was a snow-blower.

Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.

Phil: Get out of there! Duck!
Howard: And proud of it.

Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg, you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook next time you take a dump.
Camp Loman: I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.

Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him.

Connor MacLeod: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.
David: So you need me and my inferior brain to fly that thing?
Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.

Uncle Pomme: The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.

Ug: We're here for the Crites.

Tish: Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards... NASA is talking.

Starscream: Who dares disrupt my coronation?
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Starscream: Megatron, is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint.
[Galvatron transforms into a cannon and obliterates Starscream.]
Galvatron: Does anyone else want to fill his shoes?

Ben, Night Guard Medatomics Lab: They got stuff in there that will zap your gonads right off.

Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: This guy was into some weird shit.

Seth Brundle: I think you're making a mistake. I think you really want to talk to me.
Ronnie: Sorry, I have three other interviews to do before this party's over.
Seth Brundle: Yeah, but they're not working on something that'll change the world as we know it.
Ronnie: They say they are.
Seth Brundle: Yeah, but they're lying. I'm not.

Marvin Ringer: Mr. Quint and I go back a ways. We used to be, what, in competition?
Quint: I never considered you competition, Marvin.
Marvin Ringer: Aw, that's not nice Quint. We had our moments.
Quint: You must have had yours in private.

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.

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Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life.