Wu: I was being used, have pity on me! Please, sir.
Chen: Have pity? Who had pity for Huo Yuan-Chia?
Judge Roy Bean: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.
Leon Trotsky: It's hard living with an old revolutionary. You should have been with us when we stormed the Winter Palace! With Lenin in Moscow in the early days! What happiness to be alive - to be fighting then.
Winston Churchill: I'm free! I'm free! I'm Winston Bloody Churchill and I'm free.
Mrs. Edson: Ain't it a shame how some of God's children have it so easy, while others have it so hard?
Krug Stillo: We don't wanna off someone first night out. I mean, it'd be a shame to get this floor all messed up with blood.
Harry Lomart: You conniving bitch.
Mrs. Oxford: Woman's intuition is worth more than all those laboratories. I can't think why you don't teach it in police colleges.
Dr. Prodd: Name, please?
Miss Smethurst: Smethurst.
Dr. Prodd: Oh yes, I have some good news for you, Mrs Smethurst.
Miss Smethurst: Miss Smethurst.
Dr. Prodd: Oh, in that case I have some bad news for you.
Woman: [Talking about cigarettes.] Funny, now that I know these things won't kill me, I don't enjoy them.
The Queen: Kiss me quick.
The Fool: Yes... where is your quick?
Tang Lung: Let him know. If I ever see him here again... he won't leave alive.