Bugs Bunny: Why, Granny! You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.
Soames Forsyte: I wish you'd allow me to choose your friends.
Irene Forsyte: As you choose my dresses?
Soames Forsyte: I think you'd admit that I've made you one of the best-dressed women in London. Surely you have no complaints on that score.
Verna Jarrett: I'd look good in a mink coat, honey.
Cody Jarrett: You'd look good in a shower curtain.
Announcer: The dogs are going into their starting boxes. Now they're on edge for this race. Bill's Bunion looks a little sore. Pneumatic Tire's rounding into shape. Father's Moustache looks a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it. He's being scratched.
English Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.
Eddie O'Brien: How many times have I told you to pick on somebody your size?
Dennis Ryan: There ain't nobody my size.
José O'Rourke: Hasta la vista! In your language, that means adios, amigo.
Sadie Burke: How'd you get him here? He was out stiff.
Jack Burden: A hair of the dog that bit him.
Sadie Burke: Hair? He must've swallowed the dog.
Mike Johnson: I don't want any sardines. I'm not throwing a bare turkey on the stage.
Chorus: Who's that walking down the street?
Narrator: Are those shovels, or are they feet?