Rufus T. Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I think, I think we should have a standing army.
Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.
Carl Denham: Kong! The eighth wonder of the world!
Const. Jaffers: How can I handcuff a bloomin' shirt?
Carl Denham: I'm the guy that knocked out your pop with a gas bomb and then carried him off to New York in chains. I've been sorry for it ever since. Yeah. You see, the poor old geezer got shot at the finish and I guess if I'd left him alone we'd all been better off. This is sort of an apology.
Coco: But idiots are hard to find, I should think.
Baron Philippe de La Tour-La Tour: Oh no, not in the scientific world.
Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.
Florence: All right, then you can go to some nice, warm place, and I don't mean California.
Ann Lowell: Hiccups Excuse me. It's the tight shoes.