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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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Lion: Greetings, my good friends. You all, undoubtedly, have been under the delusion or shall I say, misapprehension, that we of the cartoon animal kingdom, are lacking in the finer sensibilities. Now to disprove this we shall ask you to forget our formal pranks and playfulness. We ask you in the name of dignity, and art to put yourselves in a receptive frame of mind. And not to expect of us the foolery, and clowning you generally associate us with. And now, to an all musical program.

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A Wild Hare picture

Elmer Fudd: Doggone you, old, mean wabbit.

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Draftee Daffy picture

Daffy Duck: So long, Dracula! Hoo-hoo, hoo! You dope.

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Beau Hunks picture

Commandant: You there, what is your number?
Stan: Hollywood-4368.

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Stage Door Cartoon picture

Bugs Bunny: I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning.

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Yosemite Sam: That consarn idjit rabbit bit me nose.

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VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? picture

Larry: Oh, it's not so scary down here! A little musty, not so scary.

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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Cratchit: Tomorrow is Christmas and I was wondering if I could have... Half a day off?
Scrooge: Christmas, eh? Uh, er... I suppose so. But I'll dock you half a day's pay. Let's see, I pay you two shillings a day.
Cratchit: Two shillings and a halfpenny, Sir.
Scrooge: Oh yes, I gave you that raise three years ago.
Cratchit: Yes, sir, when I started doing your laundry.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas picture

Lucy Van Pelt: You think you're so smart with that blanket. What are you going to do with it when you grow up?
Linus Van Pelt: Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.

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Precious picture

Mary: He looks just like his father.

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Easter Yeggs picture

Easter Rabbit: But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.
Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.

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High Diving Hare picture

Yosemite Sam: I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.

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Out-Foxed picture

English Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.

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Book Revue picture

Daffy Duck: Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo.

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Herr Meets Hare picture

Goering: Heil him.
Hitler: Heil me.

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Rabbit Seasoning picture

Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.

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Cheese Chasers picture

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

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Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.

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Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.

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