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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Marley: Ebenezer? Remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor?
Scrooge: Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob.
Marley: Ha-yuk, yup... Er, no, no! I was wrong. And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer.

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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Lion: Greetings, my good friends. You all, undoubtedly, have been under the delusion or shall I say, misapprehension, that we of the cartoon animal kingdom, are lacking in the finer sensibilities. Now to disprove this we shall ask you to forget our formal pranks and playfulness. We ask you in the name of dignity, and art to put yourselves in a receptive frame of mind. And not to expect of us the foolery, and clowning you generally associate us with. And now, to an all musical program.

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Frankenweenie picture

Victor Frankenstein: People are weird.

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Sub Pilot: She's naked... and she's not wearin' any clothes, too.

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Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death picture

Wallace: Farewell, my angel cake. You'll always be my Bake-O-Lite Girl.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving picture

Sally Brown: What's the matter, big brother?
Charlie Brown: Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.
Sally Brown: What did you expect, a turkey card?

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Von Hamburger: This should be a close-up, am I r-r-r-r-r-right, boys?
Assistant Directors: Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

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The Grey Hounded Hare picture

Announcer: The dogs are going into their starting boxes. Now they're on edge for this race. Bill's Bunion looks a little sore. Pneumatic Tire's rounding into shape. Father's Moustache looks a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it. He's being scratched.

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The Music Box picture

Ollie: What were you doing up there?
Stan: I was trying to plug it in.
Ollie: That's not the place to plug it in! Give it to me.

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Deduce, You Say picture

Shropshire Slasher: I told the nice gen'lman I'd give meself up now, mother.
Shropshire Slasher's Mother: You always was a good boy, Slasher.

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Ali Baba Bunny picture

Hassan: Open, septuagenarian? Uh, open, saddle soap? Open, sesame?

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I Haven't Got a Hat picture

Porky Pig: Listen, my children, and you shall hear 'The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere'.

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Lambert the Sheepish Lion picture

Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.

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The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case picture

Oliver: Where were you born?
Stanley: I don't know.
Oliver: Fancy not knowing where you were born.
Stanley: Well, I was too young to remember.

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Tales of the Black Freighter picture

The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

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Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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Baseball Bugs picture

Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.

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Dirty Work picture

Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.

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Helpmates picture

Ollie: Get this house cleaned up! Do you know that my wife will be home at noon.
Stan: Say, what do you think I am? Cinderella? If I had any sense I'd walk out on you.
Ollie: Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense.
Stan: It certainly is.

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