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Lion: Greetings, my good friends. You all, undoubtedly, have been under the delusion or shall I say, misapprehension, that we of the cartoon animal kingdom, are lacking in the finer sensibilities. Now to disprove this we shall ask you to forget our formal pranks and playfulness. We ask you in the name of dignity, and art to put yourselves in a receptive frame of mind. And not to expect of us the foolery, and clowning you generally associate us with. And now, to an all musical program.

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Mickey's Christmas Carol picture

Marley: Ebenezer? Remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor?
Scrooge: Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob.
Marley: Ha-yuk, yup... Er, no, no! I was wrong. And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer.

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown picture

Lucy van Pelt: What are you doing, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'm waiting for valentines.
Lucy van Pelt: Oh, well. Good luck.
Charlie Brown: Thank you.
Lucy van Pelt: You'll need it.
Charlie Brown: You didn't have to say that!

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Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers picture

Wallace: They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies.

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Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave picture

Wendolene Ramsbottom: He's malfunctioning.
Wallace: Mal what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyberdog.
Wallace: Cyber what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: A robot. Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas picture

Shermy: Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown picture

Linus: Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

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Boobs in the Woods picture

Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks.

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Northwest Hounded Police picture

Droopy: Pilot to co-pilot: Boo.

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Hair-Raising Hare picture

Bugs: That's the trouble with some dames. Kiss 'em and they fly apart.

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Deduce, You Say picture

Dorlock Holmes: All right, Watkins. Enough of your bumbling.
Porky Watkins: B-Bumbling upsets Holmes no end.

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Tortoise Wins by a Hare picture

Cecil Turtle: Time's a-wasting, speedy.

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Scent-imental Over You picture

Chihuahua: Nobody loves me.

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Rabbit Fire picture

Bugs: Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't wabbit huntin' season.
Elmer Fudd: It's not?
Bugs: No, it's duck huntin' season.
Daffy: That, sir, is an in-mitigated frab-rication. It's wabbit season.
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Wabbit season.
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Wabbit season.
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Wabbit season.
Bugs: Wabbit season.
Daffy: Duck season.
Bugs: Wabbit season.
Daffy: I say it's duck season. And I say fire.

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Rabbit Rampage picture

Bugs Bunny: Brother. What a Leonardo da Punchy. What a Too-Lousy Lautrec.

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Lonesome Ghosts picture

Ghost #1: Ah, we don't have no fun no more.
Ghost #2: No. Nobody around here to scare.
Ghost #3: Ha! We scared them all away. Guess we're too good.

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The Scarlet Pumpernickel picture

Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.

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Putting Pants on Philip picture

Louise: Philip has but one weakness - women. At the sight of a pretty girl he has spots before his eyes.

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Hare-Way to the Stars picture

Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

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All Hail the King picture

Jackson Norris: You aren't capable of pulling that trigger, Trevor.
Trevor Slattery: I'm a washed-up actor, mate. You don't know what I'm capable of.

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