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Elmer's Pet Rabbit picture

Bugs Bunny: Look at him stuffing himself while poor little rabbits lie out here starving.

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Tortoise Wins by a Hare picture

Bugs Bunny: Hey, look, folks! I'm ahead! I'm in the lead! I'm gonna win, yeah! Hooray for the rabbit! Hooray! Look at me go! Look at me go.

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The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case picture

Oliver: Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?
Stanley: Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?
Oliver: Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?
Stanley: No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
Oliver: Was he building a house?
Stanley: No, they were hanging him.

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Birds Anonymous picture

Clarence: I wouldn't do that if I were you. If I were you, I'd put him back. It can only lead to self destruction. It only takes one bird to start you, and before you know it, it's two birds, then three. Suddenly, without realizing it, you're a victim. Then one day... the end of the road.

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I Love to Singa picture

Radio: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Report to your stations for further instructions. That is all.
Mother: I wonder if they found my little boy?
Radio: No we didn't, lady.

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Their First Mistake picture

Oliver: She says I think more of you than I do of her.
Stanley: Well you do, don't you?
Oliver: Well, we won't go into that.

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Rabbit Fire picture

Daffy: Survival of the fittest... and besides, it's fun.

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Bugs Bunny Rides Again picture

Bugs Bunny: Your move first, Sam. C'mon, pick a card.
Yosemite Sam: All right! Don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts.

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The Music Box picture

Ollie: Where there's a will, there's a way.

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Hare Force picture

Bugs Bunny: You're in for it now, Doc. It's the hot seat for you, sure.

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Robin Hood Daffy picture

Daffy Duck: Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.

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Little Red Riding Rabbit picture

Little Red Riding Hood: Hey, Grandma! That's an awfully big set of teeth for you... to have.
Wolf: Ah, le adorable froufrou... GET OUT.

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The Windblown Hare picture

Bugs Bunny: Why, Granny! You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.

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Baseball Bugs picture

Tea Totaller: I'm only 93 and a half years old.

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Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle picture

Princess Bunhead: You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph! Bad is bad - good is good! Bad-bad-good-bad! Good-good-bad-good, bad! Good.

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