Charlie Brown: Pig-Pen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
Older James: I remember that winter because it had brought the heaviest snows I had ever seen. Snow had fallen steadily all night long and in the morning I woke in a room filled with light and silence, the world seemed to be held in a dream-like stillness. It was a magical day. And it was on that day I made the snowman.
Black Adam: You fight for the Wizard?
Superman: I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
Announcer: The dogs are going into their starting boxes. Now they're on edge for this race. Bill's Bunion looks a little sore. Pneumatic Tire's rounding into shape. Father's Moustache looks a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it. He's being scratched.
Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house.
Clareece 'Precious' Jones: The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days.
Daffy Duck: Yes, sir. Daffy Duck, personal representative of the biggest discovery since the Sweater Girl. He's colossal! Stupendous! One might even go so far as to say... he's mediocre. I give you that paragon of pep and personality, Sleepy Lagoon.
Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.
Bugs Bunny: Action, he says. Action he shall get.
Easter Rabbit: Every year I get some dumb bunny to do my work for me.
Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
Louise: Philip has but one weakness - women. At the sight of a pretty girl he has spots before his eyes.
Hassan: Open, septuagenarian? Uh, open, saddle soap? Open, sesame?
Bugs Bunny: Ah, my public. How they love me.