Matt Damon (back to the M list / D list)

Elise Sellas: You're that guy running for Senate, aren't you?

David Norris: I am that guy... yeah. Are you a registered New York voter?

Elise Sellas: Do I sound like I am?

Elise Sellas: Were you just looking at my legs while I slept?

David Norris: I was helpless against the dress.

Elise Sellas: It's a skirt.

David Norris: It's a belt!

Elise Sellas: I'm not some hopeless romantic. I would never allow myself to be that way...

Elise Sellas: ...you ruined me. I didn't want to settle for less.

David Norris: I know the feeling.

Elise Sellas: It scares the shit out of me.

David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.

Elise Sellas: You don't have to say that.

David Norris: I'm not going to hurt you.

David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.

David Norris: I can go through this door alone. You'll never see me or the people chasing us again, or you can come with me, and I don't know what's on the other side, but you'd be next to me and that's all I've wanted since the minute I met you.

Marie Kreutz: Do you have ID?

Jason Bourne: [laughs] Not really.

Jason Bourne: How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

Jason Bourne: Everything I found out, I want to forget.

Conklin: Let's ask Marie what she wants to do.

Jason Bourne: Actually, I don't think she gives a shit. She's dead.

Conklin: I'm sorry to hear that. How did that happen?

Jason Bourne: She was slowing me down.

Jason Bourne: Who am I?

Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

Nicky: They know you were there.

Jason Bourne: Stop, stop! A weeek ago, I was 4,000 miles away, in India, watching Marie die. They came for me, and they killed her instead. This ends now.

Marie: Because sooner or later, you remember something good.

Jason Bourne: I do remember something good. All the time.

Jarda: Word in the ether was you'd lost your memory.

Jason Bourne: You still should have moved.

Jason Bourne: We don't have a choice.

Marie: Yes you do.

Loki: Our last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.

Loki: Last four days on earth?! If I had a dick I'd get laid. I'm gonna do the next best thing...kill people! [Woman next to him chokes on her coffee.] Oh, not you.

Loki: Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.

Will: Do you like apples?

Clark: Uh, yeah.

Will: Yeah? [slaps paper against window] I got her number. How about them apples?

Chuckie: Are we gonna have a problem here?

Clark: No, no, no, no! There's no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could be most aptly described as agrarian precapitalist.

Chuckie: Let me tell you something -

Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social -

Will: "Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth"? You got that from Vickers' "Work in Essex County," page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that your thing, you come into a bar, read some obscure passage and then pretend - you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?

Clark: [looks down in shame]

Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!

Clark: Yeah, but I will have a degree. And you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.

Will: That may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside - we could figure it out.

Clark: No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.

Will: It's cool?

Clark: Yeah.

Will: Cool.

Chuckie: Fuckin' damn right it's cool. How do you like me NOW?

Morgan: My boy's wicked smart!

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?

Will: Define that.

Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.

Will: Sure, I got plenty.

Sean: Well, name them.

Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...

Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.

Will: Not to me, they're not.

Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.

Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

Will: I read your book last night.

Sean: So you're the one.

Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?

Will: Time's up.

Skylar: You were hoping for a good night kiss.

Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a good night lay, but I'd settle for a good night kiss.

Skylar: [bursts out laughing] How very noble of you.

Will: Thank you... But I was, you know, hoping for a good night kiss.

Skylar: Well, let's just get it over with. Come on, come on.

[they have their first kiss, Skylar giggling the whole time]

Skylar: [after a few seconds, Skylar bursts out laughing] I think I got some of your pickle!

Morgan: Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all fucking bombed and been drinking. What the fuck is she gonna think about us?

Will: Yeah, Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking.

Will: Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?

Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

Will: I didn't ask for this.

Sean: No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".

Miller: I thought we were all on the same side?

Martin Brown: Don't be naive...

Miller: When you peddled that shit in DC, did they know it was a lie? Or did they just never bother to ask?

Clark Poundstone: Okay, okay. Come on, none of this matters anymore. WMD? This doesn't matter.

Miller: What the fuck you talking about? Of course it fucking matters! The reasons we go to war always matter! It's all that matters! It fucking matters!

Rudy Baylor: Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last.

Rudy Baylor: There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

Rooster Cogburn: That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again.

LaBoeuf: I thought you gonna say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your Eye!

LaBoeuf: I've just come from Yell County.

Mattie Ross: I wasn't aware we had rodeo clowns in Yell County.

LaBoeuf: A saucy line will not get you far with me.

LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.

Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.