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When Bethany is being attacked by the "hockey players" outside of her job she is knocked down and her keys fall across a puddle. When the kid lines up his slapshot, there is no puddle. When the camera angle changes the puddle has returned. See more...
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Directed by Kevin Smith, starring Alan Rickman, Ben Affleck, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Matt Damon, Salma Hayek (add more)
Loki: Last four days on earth?! If I had a dick I'd get laid. I'm gonna do the next best thing...kill people! [Woman next to him chokes on her coffee.] Oh, not you.
Jay: The whole fuckin' world's against us dude, I swear to God.
Jay: Guys like us just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
[Rufus falls out of the sky.]
Jay: Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know!
Loki: Our last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
Metatron: Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.
[Silent Bob has just thrown a passenger off a train and turns back to the stunned passengers.]
Silent Bob: No ticket.
Metatron: Any documented occasion where some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking of me. Or they're talking to themselves.
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