Good Will Hunting (1997) - 28 quotes

Sean: You'll have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.

Sean: You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.

Sean: You have a bullshit answer for everything.

Chuckie: Christ, who did you call?

Will: No one. I forgot the number.

Morgan: You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?

Will: No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters.

Morgan: Hey, how about we get off of mothers, alright? I just got off of yours!

Chuckie: Hey asshole.

Will: What, bitch?

Chuckie: Happy birthday.

Sean: Put it on my tab.

Tim: You ever plan on paying your tab?

Sean: Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.

Tim: What's the jackpot?

Sean: Twelve million.

Tim: I don't think that will cover it.

Will: You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

Sean: I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.

Will: I didn't ask for this.

Sean: No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".

Sean: I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!

Lambeau: Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.

Sean: You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?

Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

Will: Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?

Sean: I teach this shit, I didn't say I know how to do it.

Morgan: Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all fucking bombed and been drinking. What the fuck is she gonna think about us?

Will: Yeah, Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking.

Chuckie: So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.

Skylar: You were hoping for a good night kiss.

Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a good night lay, but I'd settle for a good night kiss.

Skylar: [bursts out laughing] How very noble of you.

Will: Thank you... But I was, you know, hoping for a good night kiss.

Skylar: Well, let's just get it over with. Come on, come on.

[they have their first kiss, Skylar giggling the whole time]

Skylar: [after a few seconds, Skylar bursts out laughing] I think I got some of your pickle!

Sean: See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.

Sean: Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto.

Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?

Will: Time's up.