Ocean's Thirteen (2007) - 14 quotes

Guest: A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.

Roman Nagel: He named it after himself.

Danny Ocean: Wait. Greco? Roman?

Roman Nagel: You obviously haven't served time in a British boarding school.

Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you

Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.

Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...

Danny Ocean: Sure.

Rusty Ryan: But they're also...

Danny Ocean: That's right.

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world.

Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?

Danny Ocean: Something that screws up the Greco?

Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?

Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...

Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?

Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?

Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.

Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.

Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.

Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.

Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.

Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...

Willy Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.

Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?