Coulson: I'm going to invent new ways to ruin the rest of your life. And we'll do whatever's necessary to get HYDRA intel from you, but your torture... Is going be internal. May: And a little bit external. Coulson: Sure, some of that.
Phil Coulson: I can't think of a single time anything alien in human hands ended well. Skye: I wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy. Phil Coulson: Sure. He's handsome, but... Melinda May: No, he's dreamy.
Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. Stand for, Agent Ward? Grant Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Maria Hill: And what does that mean to you? Grant Ward: It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "shield."