Thomas Banacek: The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.
Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.
Thomas Banacek: Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
Thomas Banacek: Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.
Thomas Banacek: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.
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