Dori: Guns don't kill people.
Sledge Hammer: Yeah, bullets do.
Sledge Hammer: You've never played target practice?
Soviet Scientist: In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents.
Sledge Hammer: Here we call them liberals.
Sledge Hammer: You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich."
Dori: Hammer, you can't do that.
Sledge Hammer: What? There's no setting for sandwich?
Sledge Hammer: Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk.
Sledge Hammer: That's what I like about you Doreau, you think like a man.
Dori: I had a pervert call me once.
Sledge Hammer: Oh, how'd you get him to stop? Change your number?
Dori: No, I stopped dating him.
Sledge Hammer: Now you've gone and done it. You just broke a family heirloom. That lamp had great sentimental value. It accidentally electrocuted my grandfather.
Sledge Hammer: Don't ever touch my hand when I'm going for my gun.
