Hard Times - S1-E3
Crowley: That unicorn's gonna make a run for it! Oh, it's too late. It's too late! Ah, you've still got one of them.
Crowley: Ciao [leaves].
Ligur: What's that mean, 'Ciao'?
Hastur: It's Italian. I think it means 'food.'
The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6
Pepper: I believe in peace, bitch!
God: Crowley was in Hell's bad books. Not that Hell has any other kind.
Saturday Morning Funtime - S1-E4
Aziraphale: [After accidentally disincorporating himself] Fuck!
Death: Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it leaving early to avoid the rush.
The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6
Gabriel: Don't talk to me about the greater good, Sunshine. I'm the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.
Hastur: [After slaughtering a room full of telemarketers] I needed that.
