Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: To think I believed the judge when he told me the Marine Corps was a superior alternative to jail. I should have shut up and done my time.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ugh! Perfect shitting opportunity. Fuck it - I'm going for it.
Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: Damn! I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.