Quotes from Travis Willingham movies and TV shows

[Superman and Batman walk up to Lex's receptionist.]
Superman: We're here to see Lex Luthor.
Receptionist: And you are?
Batman: ...seriously?
Receptionist: Seriously.
Superman: I'm Superman, he's... Batman.
Receptionist: Are those last names?

[Superman carries Batman by his cape.]
Batman: Not the way I like to travel.
Superman: Come on. Cheer up, sour puss.
[Superman throws Batman up and then catches him.]
Batman: Not cool.

Superman: Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award. Ah, oh... I mean uh, Bruce Wayne's award.
Robin: Me too. Kids weren't invited.

[Superman and Batman get in elevator. Superman theme plays.]
Superman: What's that song? Sounds familiar...
Batman: I don't listen to music.

Superman: Are you... Are you asking me to help rebuild the Batcave?
Batman: No... I... I was asking Green Lantern.
Green Lantern: Uh... I don't think this is your color.

Batman: You worried?
Superman: Superman does not worry.

Superman: Hey guys. Need a hand?
Batman: With what, parking?

Superman: So, saw you put a big hole in the theater.
Batman: I'll get it repaired.
Superman: I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water.
Robin: Hey, thanks!
Batman: Yeah, thanks.
Superman: You know, you should really try not to make such a mess while you're fighting crime.

Superman: Oh, after you.
Batman: Ugh.