Wendy: These, my friend, are on me.
Sid Straw: Oh, wow! Are they virgins? That's nice.
Wendy: Filthy whores!
Quotes from Tony Hale movies and TV shows
Gary Walsh: What did you do?
Amy Brookheimer: You know what I did? I went to bed at 7:00 p.m.
Gary Walsh: Ooh.
Amy Brookheimer: 7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that.
Gary Walsh: Well, they can't sleep because they're coughing.
Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep?
Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-Span. The irony would be too huge.
Ed: That signals the end of our game. Well, Cheryl, it's time to make a decision!