Quotes from Thurl Ravenscroft movies and TV shows

The Radio: This is my sleeping place, see? And nobody crosses this line.
Lampy: Yeah, well, you'd better not wake us up at 6:00, as usual.
Kirby: What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy: Dim?
Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall.

The Radio: Why, I don't believe I've ever seen quite so many smiles before.
Kirby: I've never seen contraptions with so many buttons and knobs and dials before.
Computer: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Lampy: Wow.
The Radio: Well, what does that mean?
Lampy: I don't know. What's that mean?

Blanky: Do we have to stop here?
Toaster: Only for a while.
The Radio: Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen.
Kirby: And you'll be the first to go, dial-face.

Kirby: Oh, come off it! Be serious.
Toaster: I am serious.
Kirby: You're insane.
The Radio: Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.
Toaster: What?
The Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.
Kirby: You're all insane.

Kirby: The battery's gone dead.
The Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg.

Lampy: Legs would help, you know.
Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt either.
Lampy: Lay off.
The Radio: Yeah, pipe down, carpet-breath.

Toaster: You know, guys? We are going to need some kind of shelter.
Kirby: Yeah. Shelter for the likes of them.
The Radio: Come over here and say that, chrome dome.
Kirby: What?
The Radio: Oh sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous vacuum."

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