Quotes from Ted Lewis movies and TV shows

Escargoon: You Know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.

Escargoon: Now you've broken the King's heart! How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.

King Dedede: That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby.
Escargoon: That's right! You're full of Kabu-loney.
Kabu: Kabu can see the future.
King Dedede: Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
Kabu: I predict you will not push it.
King Dedede: Well, I predict you're dead wrong.

King Dedede: Here come yer biggest fans for your autograph.
Tiff: But you crooks are the ones who started all this trouble in the first place.
King Dedede: We was fooled by the Broom King, just like the rest of ya. Right, Escargoon?
Escargoon: Hah! That's a likely story.

King Dedede: I'm gonna miss my little Blocky.
Escargoon: Well, it just goes to show ya, sir, you can't take your monsters for granite.

Escargoon: What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

Escargoon: There's no monster here.
Cappy: Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight.
Escargoon: That's King Dedede.