Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.
Quotes from Tad Hilgenbrink movies and TV shows
Matt Stifler: I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week.
Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?
Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.
Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
Matt Stifler: No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!
Chris: Dude, what are you drinking, man?
Edgar Frog: Frog juice. Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.