Boy: Porn taught me how to fuck.
Sarah: But that's the problem. You think it taught you how to fuck. It didn't. This is why every guy I meet on Tinder wants to choke me on our first date.
Boy: I learned how to eat pussy by watching porn.
Sarah: Just by looking in your eyes, I can tell that you don't know the first thing about eating pussy.
Boy: Whatever. I guess you'll never know.
Sarah: Tragic.