Quotes from Shalom Harlow movies and TV shows

Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?
Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.

Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?
Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?
Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?

Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.
Roxana: Ew.
Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.