Quotes from Scott Cohen movies and TV shows

Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.

Wolf: We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses.

Wolf: But you don't understand, I won't be here next week.
Dr. Horowitz: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, you're not going to intimidate me with suicide threats.

Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
Wolf: Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah.
Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home.
Wolf: Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
Wolf: Chicken.
Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
Wolf: Cake.
Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
Wolf: Meat.
Dr. Horowitz: Sexual.
Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz: Love.
Wolf: Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?

Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is.
Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it.
Wolf: I.
Dr. Horowitz: Say it.
Wolf: Not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her.

Evil Queen: I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog.
Wolf: Good idea.

Wolf: You are as safe as a brick-built pig house.

Sally Peep: If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come into my house and huff and puff and blow all my clothes off.
Wolf: Where do you live, Sally?

Wolf: Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realise I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all.

Restaurant Owner: I am the greatest chef in the Nine Kingdoms! Folks travel hundreds of miles just to eat my food.
Wolf: Yeah, well my date's from a different dimension, so don't slip up.

Virginia: I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me.
Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.

Wolf: You don't trust nobody.
Virginia: I don't trust you, no.
Wolf: Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff, you won't get loved either.

Wolf: Wolfies just pretend to do naughty things.

Wolf: I give you my solemn wolf word.

Mark Adams: Are we gluten-free this week? Yes, we're gluten-free. Then why the hell is she having 'SunChips'? (00:03:43)

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